Secret Hidden Vent Page

 
 


Web 2.0 Can Bite My Ass ©2k4ever
And so can php.
And so can apache2.
Time wasted on this site: >8 Hours
 
LMAO, how the times have changed. I made this vent page 3 years ago at this point, and look at me now: I am doing php dev in my free time, for fun! Time wasted on this site? none, only time spent :D

You really wanna know how to not say php can bite your ass? You will when you stop thinking of it as a tool for web design and instead recognize it as a scripting language for dynamically generating HTTP responses. Then you will thrive.



AG: We concluded I messed up and I'm completely horri8le in every way.
AG: I can only feel SO AWFUL, you know. Here, I'm 8anging my head against the desk now.
AG: 8ang 8ang 8ang. Are you happy?