Web 2.0 Can Bite My Ass ©2k4ever
And so can php.
And so can apache2.
Time wasted on this site: >8 Hours
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LMAO, how the times have changed. I made this vent page 3 years ago at this point, and look at me now: I am doing php dev in my free time, for fun! Time wasted on this site? none, only time spent :D
You really wanna know how to not say php can bite your ass? You will when you stop thinking of it as a tool for web design and instead recognize it as a scripting language for dynamically generating HTTP responses. Then you will thrive.
You really wanna know how to not say php can bite your ass? You will when you stop thinking of it as a tool for web design and instead recognize it as a scripting language for dynamically generating HTTP responses. Then you will thrive.
 
AND ANOTHER THREE YEARS! I found myself looking for a good way to write software to handle an arbitrary HTTP request and respond to it in a well-structured way, and what should I remember but our old friend PHP? So, we're back again writing a naiive CLI receipt printing server <3
