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Web 2.0 Can Bite My Ass ©2k4ever
And so can php.
And so can apache2.
Time wasted on this site: >8 Hours
 
LMAO, how the times have changed. I made this vent page 3 years ago at this point, and look at me now: I am doing php dev in my free time, for fun! Time wasted on this site? none, only time spent :D

You really wanna know how to not say php can bite your ass? You will when you stop thinking of it as a tool for web design and instead recognize it as a scripting language for dynamically generating HTTP responses. Then you will thrive.
 
AND ANOTHER THREE YEARS! I found myself looking for a good way to write software to handle an arbitrary HTTP request and respond to it in a well-structured way, and what should I remember but our old friend PHP? So, we're back again writing a naiive CLI receipt printing server <3



YES. PERFECT. "THE SHOW MUST GO ON." SO AS TO QUOTE. ANOTHER FAMOUS CHERUB. THOUGH I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE. PROBABLY A SPORTS LEGEND, I WOULD GUESS.